Noah's Ark
Anyone else concerned with the expedition up Mt. Ararat in Turkey to find Noah's Ark? The expedition hopes to find something and if they do they'll bring back pictures!! No wood samples or anything, just pictures. Nice forgeable pictures to keep the biblical mentality alive and vibrant. Geologists say that though there was a flood in Mesopotamian times there is no way the waters were high enough to plop an ark at 18,000 feet on Ararat.

Silly scientists. God can do anything! Before the flood Ararat was a dinky little hill. Then the flood and as the waters receded the ark got stranded. Then, and here's the kicker, God raised the mountain (and ark)!!! See, very simple. Now those geologists need to find evidence of massive earthquakes that would have resulted from the land rising up. But in the meantime we'll have purty pictures.

Too Much Coffee
Last year I drank approximately 24 cups of coffee. This year I've already passed that number and it's only April. Not good. Yeah, I know. "24 cups of coffee in a year?!? I go through 24 cups of coffee in a day. What vacuum were you spawned in?" But I think I may be becoming a coffee addict. I'd better take a clue from Little Miss Attila and join Coffee Drinkers Anonymous before the problem gets really serious.

I shouldn't pick on her so much but Clutterers Anonymous?!? "LMA sell the stuff on Ebay! Let your clutter turn a profit."

And if she reads this she'll likely grimace and say "That's so typical of LMM...bastard!"

But I am drinking too much coffee.