Osama will conveniently be captured in time to give Georgy enough of a boost to win the election fairly this time. Georgy will then start screaming about Iran and their nucular weapons. Invasion. More of same.

Schwarzenegger runs for President and out comes the inevitable remarks about the other Austrian who headed a foreign country.

The Lakers don't win the championship. All that talent...whimper.

Not so much a nightmare but more of a "What did I eat before bed to come up with this?". Laura Bush's non-commital evasive reply regarding same-sex marriage got me imagining her as sort of an Arianna Huffington - you know, brainy female married to a Political Schlub. So the dream plot continued. Laura Bush divorces Georgy for domestic incompetence. From there, I pictured Hillary Clinton running for President in 2008 with Laura as her running mate. They run as Independents and suck the Middle Roaders from both the Left and Right. They win with about 60%. Then they get married on national TV. Talk about ratings!

OK, no more chocolate and salted popcorn before bed.

Something on TV

Lately I've been grousing about the lack on anything worth watching on regular TV. I'm down to 3 shows (Alias, Angel, and wrestling) and the number will shrink soon. However I saw a preview for a show called "Game Over" - March UPN. If it is anything like the cartoon 'Re-boot', filled with computer and game geek references, it'll get my four eyes. And it will likely die because of a too small niche market.

OK, so I'm old-fashioned. I don't have (or want) Cable/Satellite TV. My TV's not widescreen, high definition, or plasma. I don't have DSL. I don't have a spiffy cellphone with text or photos. Maybe it's not so much old-fashioned as cheap and/or jaded. I grew up with computers and I suffered through too many waves of upgrade-itis. You buy something and next week it's obsolete, or there's something a little better for a little more money. Marketers sell you the Electronics to make you feel complete and then once you bite the bait, they work to make you feel incomplete unless you buy the Next Great Thing. It gets tiresome and expensive so I opt out of the game. Regular TV and no "Sex in the City" - such is Life.