OH MY GAWD!!!

Ben and J Lo have broken up!!! My world has ended. I mean, I just LIVE to follow those two and they were SO PERFECT together. What will I do? How can my life continue?

J Lo is the perfect female - beautiful, talented, rich. All women should be like her, really! She's like every guys dream, certainly mine. She's perfect for Ben.

And with the perfect woman is the perfect man - Ben. Big Ben! Everything about him displays the ultimate achievement of all that is a man. Every male should constantly strive to be like Ben. He's perfect for J Lo.

And the two of them together, heaven on earth. Everlasting salvation and rapture in our time. With those two married our world would have been perfect.

But now, despair, hopelessness, confusion. What will we do?