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Little Mr Mahatma
 
Thursday, March 20, 2003  
Oh Sinclair, It Could Happen Here!


It's starts off with the usual shot of Congress: an overhead showing the members greeting each other, taking their seats, looking well fed and important. There's a buzz because the President is coming!


And then the announcement "The President of the United States!". Bush strides into the room. He looks grim and determined.


He approaches the podium, pauses, basks in the applause, and takes out a large cuban cigar. He lights it, takes a puff, and speaks.


"My fellow Americans we are in a grave crisis. Although our forces have secured Democracy for the people of Iraq the threat of terrorism continues. We cannot allow evil. We will not allow evil! We have a moral duty to eliminate terrorism through any means possible and make this world safe for Democracy. Iraq was but the first step and it demonstrated that there are forces in the world opposed to achieving peace for all nations. Our Democracy will not tolerate threats or obstacles.


Our battle is just. Democracy must not become a footnote in history. It must be a source of deliverance for all nations that wish to be free. God has blessed us.


And so to fulfill this mandate of Democracy for all I have temporarily suspended the powers of the Legislative and Judicial branches of the US Government. These powers will be assumed - let me emphasize - temporarily by the Executive Branch. This will allow us to strike our enemies as a country united and commited to freedom and Democracy for all.


As I speak our forces are already pre-emptively on the offensive for self-defense, liberating and solidifying our northern and southern borders..."


Bush explains how in order to save the world for Democracy we must secure our own Democracy. He outlines how forces of the US are quickly securing Canada and all lands south down to the Panama Canal. He takes an occasional puff on the cigar.


"But evil does not know national boundaries. We have elements of evil in our country. And this will not be tolerated. Our battle is just. As President I am now granting all law enforcement agencies unlimited resources and absolutely no restrictions in their struggle to preserve and protect the United States of America. With a mandatory death penalty for all crimes our prisons will remain empty as a reminder that evil is bad and will be punished.


Our battle is just and God has blessed us. There are those in this room who did not support our efforts in Iraq. We cannot and will not tolerate dissent in our government! We must be united! I have this list...of traitors. And as I read out their names look upon them not as Americans for they have forfeited that privilege. Daschle, Waters,..."


As Bush reads out the names, armed guards quickly escort the accused out of the room. Bush takes a puff on the cigar.


"...Cheney..."


Cheney looks astonished as guards grab him and escort him out. Near the exit he tries to yell something out but is stopped by a guard.


As Bush sees his old comrade-in-arms disappear through the door, he seemingly wipes away a tear.


And it ends. The rollcall of the doomed is over - Bush is in complete control. We can see Ted Kennedy quivering in his chair, taking out a handkerchief and wiping the sweat from his brow. He has gotten the message - Bush has spared him...for now. Kennedy quickly stands on his chair and wisely starts singing "God Bless America!" And we fade out on Bush - Supreme Commander of the United States of America and of the Free World - as we hear a chorus of unified voices singing for Freedom and Democracy.


9:49 AM

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