[Location: Some room in the White House. Present are GWB, GB, and BB]

GWB: {singing, offkey} "A bombing we will go, A bombing we will go..."

GB: Son, shouldn't that be "A-Bombing we will go"...

GWB: Yessirree I got the buttons. Iraq won't make fun of Little Georgie and his BIG nucular weapons.

GB: Son, remember now, it's not the size of the weapon...

GWB: It is the size and I got the biggest goldarn bomb there is. Look out Sodom! We gonna git you and yer oil.

GB: It's not about oil!!

GWB: It's not about oil?!?

GB: That's right. It's never about oil.

[Enter J, staggering just a bit]

J: Hi Daddy! (Hic!)

BB: J, have you been drinking again?

J: No Grandma, jus' baking.(She takes a nip from a bottle of cooking vanilla)

BB: Oh that's fine dear.

J: Daddy, why are we going to invade Iran?

GB: Iraq.

J: Whatever!

GWB: Y'see I-raq has weapons of mass destruction, like nucular bombs. You won't find them but they're there just waiting to be used against us.

J: But Daddy if we can't find how do we know they're there?

GWB: WE know, because we know they're hiding them and lying about them...

J: But what if they're telling the truth and don't have any...

GWB: Then they're lying. We have to attack them before they use those weapons against us.

J: Even if the weapons aren't there?

GWB: Exactly!

J: Is this about oil?

GWB/GB: It's not about oil! It's never about oil.

J: But if Iraq doesn't have weapons and we attack them, what do we do about countries that *do* have weapons like France and Germany?

GWB: Do they have oil?

J: I don't think so but they don't want us to attack Iraq.

GWB: Well, we better keep an eye on them. Put them on the A-list!

J: Daddy, can I bomb Iran when I'm President?

BB: Now dear, Americans won't elect a drunken rabblerouser for President...."

[J looks crestfallen]

BB: But if J wants to be President we'll make sure she becomes President. Right GB?

GB: Right dear!

J: Yeah I wanna bomb Iran and Venice..Venicezulu...Russia too. They have lots of oil...

GWB/GB/BB: It's not about oil! It's never about oil!

J: (giggles) Whatever!!